I'd wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concepts created by the weak to explain their failures.
Ron Swanson
Strippers do nothing for me, but I'll take a free breakfast anytime, anyplace.
Intensity: Give 100% 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
Once a year, every branch of government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on. for a libertarian such as myself, it's philosophically horrifying.
It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on the taxpayers teat until they have sore chapped nipples.
When I walked in this morning I saw that the flag was at half-mast, I thought, "All right, another bureaucrat ate it!"
When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
You had me at meat tornado
I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.
My idea of a perfect government is one guy, in a small room, sitting at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to do is decide who to nuke.
