Please refrain from discussing feelings in the vicinity of the meat.
Ron Swanson
The government should not prop up a failed business. That would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish... and feed yourself He's a grown man and fishing's not that hard
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
Capitalism God's ways of determining who is smart and who is poor.
There is no such thing as bad weather. Only inadequate clothing and methods of transportation.
I'd go to a banquet for those Somali pirates if they served bacon wrapped shrimp.
Cat, dog, horse, I don't care. If it bleeds when it dies, I know I'll enjoy eating it
I need five courses for dinner... and each course will be steak
You had me at meat tornado
